Monday, December 04, 2006

"sun is the only cure"

mack and i pretty much worship the sun. or you could say that we are addicted to vitamin d. lucky for us, it's turning out that barcelona is a damn good city to live in to soak up as much sun as we possibly could for the winter. but not too much, don't want to look like leather 20 years from now. or actually, don't want to look 20 years older 20 years from now.

kenzie seems to be on the right track with that. he turns 30 on thursday, but a few weeks ago the server at our fave pub thought that he was 21. what's his secret?


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

men.

I spent my life trying not to be careless - women and children can be careless, but not men.
~ vito corleone, the godfather

this quote comes to mind every so often, especially after having moved to europe because i observe that this part of the world is definitely a man's world. funny thing though, it's totally ironic how macho this part of the world is considering most dudes out here live with their mothers up to and past 30 years of age, leaving their mama's house only when they get married (most likely to a woman who ends up being his second mother but calls her "wife," the legal term that says he can have sex with her (having his cake and eating it, too)). meaning, they have absolutely no grip on reality, yet these are the exact guys who sit on thrones, sign bills into laws, and determine the success of (or these days, usually the failure of) a company or a society.

i don't even know where i'm going with this - and mind you, i usually don't care too much for the issue of the battle of the sexes. but let's just say that today is one of those days that i wish i could just sit with my girls in a cozy environment with a couple of bottles of red wine - fuck it, champagne, a few joints to puff on, and talk about how ridiculous to the point of being hilarious men are and the make-believe world they've created for themselves to live in while the rest of us actually have to work to make a dollar/get recognition.

okay, i'm not going to get into it much further. but it's been frustrating trying to build a career out here. i learned french to work in france, but only to get stuck working with a bunch of macho idiots who never respected me, my experience, and therefore my work. and now i'm learning spanish to work in spain, all so i can be in the running for a fucking receptionist job at this american company while some dude who doesn't speak a lick of spanish and has no background in marketing is the fucking marketing consultant for them. granted, that dude is actually a super-talented, smart and successful man i call my husband, so i'll say he's a lucky bastard. but that job was perfect for me! in any case, careless i'm not, and careless i can't afford to be. and it's really anywhere in the world, i'd have to work twice as hard and kiss ass that much more to get where i feel like i deserve to be anyway. so i'm working and i'm kissing away...

i really should start my own company.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

(in)dependence

after a month of "no funciona el internet" i actually thought for a moment today that i could live without it. yet as soon as i got home tonight, i got nervous just thinking about all of the news i need to catch up on. not sure why i was nervous as things seem to be just as i left them a month ago. although i must say that i don't mind reading about just how much the mid-term election is shaking things up in d.c. first woman speaker of the house. what.

and then there's q. always q! she just celebrated her 5th birthday last saturday with friends and fam. the theme was super heroes. how appropriate.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

that's all day

since i moved away, i find it difficult to think in retrospect. normally, as soon as i step outside of my apartment, so many things are happening all at the same time with every turn, every step, every street i cross, every metro train i get into... all of them new and unusual to me that i can't keep track of all of the quirks and observations i'm making as soon as they happen. it's more like, hmm, there's an old drunk dude pissing in his pants in the middle of the plaza. interesting. walk a few steps and then there's another dude rolling a spliff in public. cool. turn the corner and there's a bachelorette party of girls wearing pink bunny ears and making the bride-to-be do something embarrassing in public. just like vegas. then there's a fireman climbing up the side of an apartment building to reach someone by going through their window. it happens. and so on and so forth and next thing you know you step in dog shit. god forbid you actually go through one day with your eyes closed.

i don't know where i'm going with this. there's just a lot going on all the time. it's exciting. in every possible way you could define excitement, it is very.


laundry, originally uploaded by mjane.



oh, and then there's back home. if only i had my private leer jet already... then i'd have my cake and eat it too, wouldn't i?


back home: wonder q on halloween, originally uploaded by mjane.



which reminds me, mackenzie and i have been going to the movies almost every weekend since we moved here. we absolutely loved "little miss sunshine." i felt like "the departed" left me hanging, but how hot is leo dicaprio?? honestly. and just last saturday we saw "an inconvenient truth." you guys, if we don't all get rid of our OLD HABITS, there will be no more financial district in nyc, the golden gate bridge will be underwater, and the number of philippine islands will decrease to a few hundred, instead of a few thousand WITHIN OUR LIFETIME. anyway, watch the movie if you haven't yet.

Friday, October 20, 2006

re-wind

i feel like the world has gone back in time to the 80s. and when i say this, it's not all good. let's start with the obvious: the fashion. i'm talking about what people are wearing in the streets. everything from mohawk-ish/mullet-ish layered hairstyles and hairgel (gross!) to ridiculously ugly colorway'd and patterned outfits. a couple of really annoying details i've observed on numerous ladies' outfits is the off-the-shoulder look, and the obsession with distasteful metal hardware on boots (especially), belts, and jewelry. still not convinced? one word: leggings. i actually like that leggings are back for this fall, but why does it seem like 90% of women are translating that look into that of madonna's in "desperately seeking susan" ? note: don't forget, i'm living in the eu these days - and if you knew what 80s fashion was in europe back then (london punk, italian leather), you can only imagine how bad the fashion is out here right now.


along with fashion, spending lots of money has become "in" again. and spending it on the very items that are contributing to a lot of the world's problems (like war and starvation) will make you famous. in other words, people who do not contribute anything stimulating to the progress of society are today's celebrity... soley for being spoiled brats. in the 80s, it was the likes of princess stephanie of monaco. today, it's paris hilton and the offspring of 80s pop musicians.

there are other details, like crappy pop music and going to church (or being "born again"), but perhaps the most frightening detail of the 80s that is most characteristic of today's world is that an idiot is running shit in the white house. in the 80s it was ronald reagan. the ol' gipper. and today, well, today, you know who it is. back then, the enemy were the russians, and today they are "muslim extremists;" phrases like "high gas prices," "the middle class is dying," and "unemployment is up" are revived; and anti-immigration is a hot issue once again (we gotta beef up the security on those borders!!). basically, it's the same stinky shit, but 2 decades later.

i'm not saying that the 2000s haven't been progressive, it's just that (as the saying goes) it seems as if with every step forward we're taking two steps back at the same time. just to be fair though, there are some things about the 80s that i think have withstood the test of time: legos, chicken nuggets, and apple computers.



the smiling sillies at rosa negra, originally uploaded by mjane.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

holidays


sunset at maremagnum, originally uploaded by mjane.

the cool thing about living here is that the barça, and spain in general, celebrate a lot of holidays. since moving here, mack and i have had a handful of long weekends. one of the details that make up the spanish vibe. everything starts around the time scheduled, but not necessarily on time. usually, things happen this way or that way, but it doesn't necessarily have to. "mas o menos," as i hear a lot of locals say, basically sums up the way things work in this city. granted you have to wait a little longer than usual for anything important to get done, i can dig it.

Monday, September 25, 2006

september is flying by

including the visits from my cousins and the in-laws and working a little bit at the hurley office, i also started my spanish classes at the university of barcelona last week. they're a lot of fun, and i'm meeting some interesting people. there's one girl in my class from san clemente who i've hit it off with. alright, she told me that i don't look a day over 23, so i'm sure that helped me loosen up to her. i'm joking! she's nice. not to mention that she's friendly to discussions regarding the sticky hairy icky and where to find it in the city.

i sure could use some right now.

which reminds me, mackenzie and i saw thank you for smoking saturday night. it made me think of what i could be doing right now career-wise, as i spent 4 years (and over $100k) on a college education that schooled me on the art of bullshit (a very fine art at that)... anyway, the movie was damn good. i was totally laughing out loud. "it's not a negotiation. it's an argument." i'm convinced.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

moody

i had a lot of free time last week - so much so that i was online a lot more than usual. the kind of time when you find yourself reading through strangers' blogs. well, in this case, they weren't necessarily strangers' blogs - many are acquaintances i've met during my days of working on sneaker events, going to tradeshows, and otherwise. the blogs seemed to coincide with what mackenzie refers to as "envy-blogging." it could be as simple as saying, i know people who are cool, instead of saying that you went to asr this year. again.

so i start school next week at the university of barcelona. it's so exciting. i think this is only the second time in my life when i'm stoked to go to school. the first being my LSAT classes, and this time with Spanish language classes. i decided that this past weekend would be my last one of straight chillin. the weather was super nice. and monday was a holiday for the catalonians. i had my bacon, eggs and rice on saturday morning, slept the rest of the afternoon at the beach, and then watched factotum, a film about charles bukowski. on sunday, mackenzie's parents, inger and charles, came to visit us after mingling at the international festival of photojournalism, visa pour l'image in perpignan...

in other words, i hung out with my in-laws this weekend.

eh, just look at the photos.



jesus as la rosa negra, originally uploaded by mjane.


charles kicking it on the corner, originally uploaded by mjane.


parque güell with mack and inger, originally uploaded by mjane.


the roof of the pedreda, originally uploaded by mjane.


i get vertigo in places like these, originally uploaded by mjane.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

bars

i ran out of my herbal meds last week and couldn't get a hold of any until this weekend. so i found myself hanging out at a few different bars the past several days... and i figured out that the only thing i can bear to drink nowadays is tequila or red wine. although neither tickle my fancy more than a good old-fashioned euro ciggy. some photos.


Wednesday, August 30, 2006

oh fashion, my captain

it's that time of the year again when i peruse the various september issues of fashion mags from all over the world. and besides nicholas ghesquière's genius and the fab kate moss, what the efff are lindsey lohan and kirsten dunst doing on the covers of american elle and vogue (respectively)?

i won't even go into how disappointing it is for elle to slap la lohan on the cover for their most important issue of the year, let alone do a feature on her (My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to go there [Iraq] I should really know how to shoot). but vogue? i mean, really! it's scary how sophia coppola's p.r. peops seem to rival those of the republican party as the photos were taken during the making of her, dare-i-call-it, "film" years ago specifically for this issue of american vogue. then to regard her "film's" costume design as a modern trend is laughable (not to mention all that tacky pink throw-up on the cover). but the worst thing about it is how they try to make hip the whole marie-antoinette disaster by putting dunst's name and the phrase "teen queen" together on the cover. of vogue. supposedly one of the world's most-respected fashion magazines.

in any case, i may not be the end-all authority on fashion, but sadly these girls are portrayed as models of just that in america. i must have been 5 or 6 years old when i decided that i loved fashion - my sister used to subscribe to ym magazine (when ym stood for "young miss"), and one month they put the pre-teen milla jovovich on their cover. from that issue on, i'd watch my sister draw fashion sketches with my crayola markers on her bed and draw some of my own too, i'd let her dress me up in different outfits and take pictures of me with her kodak 110-film camera, and i'd dream of traveling all over the world... so to think that there are little girls today flipping through their older sisters' or mothers' copies of vogue and elle, seeing c-rated teen celebs in high fashion, and reading quotes that glamorize their wasteful and frivolous habits is scary.

or at the very least, a very expensive act to follow.

the fashion addict herself in the flesh
the fashion addict herself, originally uploaded by mjane.

Friday, August 25, 2006

scavenger hunt

i've been running around town trying to cross things off of my list of things to do in order to become a spanish resident. although my deadline isn't until mid-october, this is not the kind of assignment i want to sleep on. get that shit done asap, and move on to other stuff... like taking spanish classes at the university and going to the beach. anyway, out of 9 items, i've crossed off 7 already. not bad!

meanwhile, i've come down with a cold. boring. my head hurts too much to write any more...


the sarria train stop, originally uploaded by mjane.


a column, originally uploaded by mjane.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

hustlin'... gagne la tune... make that paper...


these kids run our street, originally uploaded by mjane.

there are various ethnicities/cultures that exist in this metropolis. and there are bound to be stereotypes made of each of the cultures that co-exist in such a city. but here in barça, it is uncanny how transparent these stereotypes are. maybe it seems that way because we live in barceloneta, a block from the beach and a couple minutes' walk to the port, a very touristy spot in the summer. it reminds me a lot of venice beach in the sense that mostly locals inhabit the area, but tourists crowd the beach, shops and restaurants.

anyway, the first time i went to the beach, i was lying down on my towel dozing off, and i hear someone walk by and say, "hola, masaje?" i open my eyes and see that it's an asian woman walking around with oil and a towel in a plastic bag. and then i notice that she's asking this to everyone she walks by. after a couple more visits to the beach, i observed that there are about 3 asian women who walk around the same stretch of sand, soliciting massages. the competitive price is 4-5 euros, and depending on how many guardia urbana (the recent addition to the police department that concentrates on busting street hustlers) are surveying the area at any given time, this price could be for a full-body massage. on sunday i saw two masseuses get busted by the cops. they received warning from a couple of senior citizens (regular clients of theirs) who saw the cops scanning the beach, so they both stopped. one of them lied down as if she were just another sunbather, and the other one bent down really low as if she were searching for something in the sand. but i suppose the po-pos were clever to this as they walked up to them, confiscated their plastic bags, and escorted them off the beach into the police station on the boardwalk. ten minutes later though, these same women were back on the sand hustling 5-euro massages.

then there's the port where african, indian, pakistani or asian men set up makeshift "shops" on the sidewalks of bootleg versions of designer handbags and sunglasses. this consists of sheets laid out on the sidewalk with their product for display. but as soon as there is any danger of getting busted by the cops, they can swoop up their sheets with a drawstring which then becomes a sack they throw over their shoulder and walk away. on the way home today, a van of guardia urbana came out on the sidewalk itching to bust the bootleg bag hustlers. one hustler was running as a cop was close behind. the scene was so intense that all the pedestrians stopped to watch what was happening. homie was running across the street, dodging cars and shit, but cop was still chasing him. then he ran back to the sidewalk, and this time cop takes out his baton. homie started booking it for real, and ended up being fast enough to get away. that, or this particular cop had a soft spot for the guy and wasn't chasing him as hard as he could've.

and don't forget the pilipinos. or moreso, pilipinas, as they are usually nurses, caretakers in retirement homes, housekeepers, or nannies here (or in every major city for that matter). i didn't see a lot of them until last weekend. by chance, i discovered filmanila, "home of the sizzling plate" pilipino restaurant online as i was researching local mexican restaurants. mackenzie and i decided to try it, and as soon as we walked on the block where the restaurant is located, boom: pilipinos everywhere. anyway, we get to the restaurant and sit next to a table of 5 pilipinas. i couldn't help but overhear their conversations as i was excited to hear tagalog. one woman was talking about how things were going at the household she worked for. not only is she the housekeeper, she is also the children's nanny. she was talking about how hard her job was getting as her boss was asking her to start a couple of hours earlier in the morning for more responsibilites. she mentioned that if she accepted, she would have to arrive at 4am every day and still clock out at about 9 or 10pm. i didn't hear a lot more, but it made me think about a lot of things.

needless to say, many of these thoughts involve: my parents doing what they had to do (while raising a family) to fulfill their american dreams, so much so that i'm not in a state where i'm watching my back for the police while i try to make a living; mackenzie hustling a handful of different jobs so that i am fortunate enough to take my time, learn spanish, and then find a job to contribute to our living; cultural issues; all kinds of deep, introspective, familial, gnarly, immigration, who-am-i, who-am-i-becoming, and remember-who-i-am type shit.

Friday, August 11, 2006

just a thought.

i'm stoked. i was determined to go to ikea this morning for a 3.99€ shower curtain. but when i looked up the directions, i got a bit sketched on going because the directions didn't seem clear, and it was far north enough that it didn't even show on the map of barcelona. in any case, i decided to go and made it there perfectly. ikea was so packed. people were walking around with the complimentary notepads and paper rulers, measuring stuff, sitting on sofas and everything. i'd never seen an ikea so crowded in the states. and i love walking around all the little rooms and their themes. thank god for furnished apartments. otherwise, i could easily see mackenzie and me impulse-buying furniture or a light or something we don't need. anyway, the best about ikea is the hot dog stand and food market located by the exit. a hot dog (with fried onions and pickles) and a drink (this ikea has san miguel on tap) for a euro fifty.

here's another thought. gold teeth on females. hmm. you know, i'm down for whatever. but in this case, i'm gonna have to say mmno. i know the fronts d'or are the trend with boys (a trend that's weakening), like sneaker-consuming or an all-over print tshirt. and likewise, the ladies have their thing on the same trends. but you don't see dudes flossing acrylic nail designs on their fingers. do you?

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

que fresca

ever since ms. mia wrote about the new "urban" lingo that's developing with the younger gen, i'd come across the word hyphy numerous times on different websites, describing a scene in a photo or something like that. i thought i was out of it when i first heard the word because i'm overseas. i thought, maybe it sounds lame (no offense to anyone who is hyphy) because i'm not in the loop. but no, i think it's merely my not feeling the word at all. things are dope.. sick sometimes. or just straight up bangin'. poppin' off. that's what i'm talking about. off the mother fucking hook, you know what i'm saying?


la rambla as usual, originally uploaded by mjane.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

we made it

that's all i can say for now. oh, and that this city is beautiful!


driving on the A8 to barcelona, originally uploaded by mjane.


mack the navigator, originally uploaded by mjane.


the border, originally uploaded by mjane.


the street our apartment's on, originally uploaded by mjane.