Wednesday, August 30, 2006

oh fashion, my captain

it's that time of the year again when i peruse the various september issues of fashion mags from all over the world. and besides nicholas ghesquière's genius and the fab kate moss, what the efff are lindsey lohan and kirsten dunst doing on the covers of american elle and vogue (respectively)?

i won't even go into how disappointing it is for elle to slap la lohan on the cover for their most important issue of the year, let alone do a feature on her (My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to go there [Iraq] I should really know how to shoot). but vogue? i mean, really! it's scary how sophia coppola's p.r. peops seem to rival those of the republican party as the photos were taken during the making of her, dare-i-call-it, "film" years ago specifically for this issue of american vogue. then to regard her "film's" costume design as a modern trend is laughable (not to mention all that tacky pink throw-up on the cover). but the worst thing about it is how they try to make hip the whole marie-antoinette disaster by putting dunst's name and the phrase "teen queen" together on the cover. of vogue. supposedly one of the world's most-respected fashion magazines.

in any case, i may not be the end-all authority on fashion, but sadly these girls are portrayed as models of just that in america. i must have been 5 or 6 years old when i decided that i loved fashion - my sister used to subscribe to ym magazine (when ym stood for "young miss"), and one month they put the pre-teen milla jovovich on their cover. from that issue on, i'd watch my sister draw fashion sketches with my crayola markers on her bed and draw some of my own too, i'd let her dress me up in different outfits and take pictures of me with her kodak 110-film camera, and i'd dream of traveling all over the world... so to think that there are little girls today flipping through their older sisters' or mothers' copies of vogue and elle, seeing c-rated teen celebs in high fashion, and reading quotes that glamorize their wasteful and frivolous habits is scary.

or at the very least, a very expensive act to follow.

the fashion addict herself in the flesh
the fashion addict herself, originally uploaded by mjane.

Friday, August 25, 2006

scavenger hunt

i've been running around town trying to cross things off of my list of things to do in order to become a spanish resident. although my deadline isn't until mid-october, this is not the kind of assignment i want to sleep on. get that shit done asap, and move on to other stuff... like taking spanish classes at the university and going to the beach. anyway, out of 9 items, i've crossed off 7 already. not bad!

meanwhile, i've come down with a cold. boring. my head hurts too much to write any more...


the sarria train stop, originally uploaded by mjane.


a column, originally uploaded by mjane.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

hustlin'... gagne la tune... make that paper...


these kids run our street, originally uploaded by mjane.

there are various ethnicities/cultures that exist in this metropolis. and there are bound to be stereotypes made of each of the cultures that co-exist in such a city. but here in barça, it is uncanny how transparent these stereotypes are. maybe it seems that way because we live in barceloneta, a block from the beach and a couple minutes' walk to the port, a very touristy spot in the summer. it reminds me a lot of venice beach in the sense that mostly locals inhabit the area, but tourists crowd the beach, shops and restaurants.

anyway, the first time i went to the beach, i was lying down on my towel dozing off, and i hear someone walk by and say, "hola, masaje?" i open my eyes and see that it's an asian woman walking around with oil and a towel in a plastic bag. and then i notice that she's asking this to everyone she walks by. after a couple more visits to the beach, i observed that there are about 3 asian women who walk around the same stretch of sand, soliciting massages. the competitive price is 4-5 euros, and depending on how many guardia urbana (the recent addition to the police department that concentrates on busting street hustlers) are surveying the area at any given time, this price could be for a full-body massage. on sunday i saw two masseuses get busted by the cops. they received warning from a couple of senior citizens (regular clients of theirs) who saw the cops scanning the beach, so they both stopped. one of them lied down as if she were just another sunbather, and the other one bent down really low as if she were searching for something in the sand. but i suppose the po-pos were clever to this as they walked up to them, confiscated their plastic bags, and escorted them off the beach into the police station on the boardwalk. ten minutes later though, these same women were back on the sand hustling 5-euro massages.

then there's the port where african, indian, pakistani or asian men set up makeshift "shops" on the sidewalks of bootleg versions of designer handbags and sunglasses. this consists of sheets laid out on the sidewalk with their product for display. but as soon as there is any danger of getting busted by the cops, they can swoop up their sheets with a drawstring which then becomes a sack they throw over their shoulder and walk away. on the way home today, a van of guardia urbana came out on the sidewalk itching to bust the bootleg bag hustlers. one hustler was running as a cop was close behind. the scene was so intense that all the pedestrians stopped to watch what was happening. homie was running across the street, dodging cars and shit, but cop was still chasing him. then he ran back to the sidewalk, and this time cop takes out his baton. homie started booking it for real, and ended up being fast enough to get away. that, or this particular cop had a soft spot for the guy and wasn't chasing him as hard as he could've.

and don't forget the pilipinos. or moreso, pilipinas, as they are usually nurses, caretakers in retirement homes, housekeepers, or nannies here (or in every major city for that matter). i didn't see a lot of them until last weekend. by chance, i discovered filmanila, "home of the sizzling plate" pilipino restaurant online as i was researching local mexican restaurants. mackenzie and i decided to try it, and as soon as we walked on the block where the restaurant is located, boom: pilipinos everywhere. anyway, we get to the restaurant and sit next to a table of 5 pilipinas. i couldn't help but overhear their conversations as i was excited to hear tagalog. one woman was talking about how things were going at the household she worked for. not only is she the housekeeper, she is also the children's nanny. she was talking about how hard her job was getting as her boss was asking her to start a couple of hours earlier in the morning for more responsibilites. she mentioned that if she accepted, she would have to arrive at 4am every day and still clock out at about 9 or 10pm. i didn't hear a lot more, but it made me think about a lot of things.

needless to say, many of these thoughts involve: my parents doing what they had to do (while raising a family) to fulfill their american dreams, so much so that i'm not in a state where i'm watching my back for the police while i try to make a living; mackenzie hustling a handful of different jobs so that i am fortunate enough to take my time, learn spanish, and then find a job to contribute to our living; cultural issues; all kinds of deep, introspective, familial, gnarly, immigration, who-am-i, who-am-i-becoming, and remember-who-i-am type shit.

Friday, August 11, 2006

just a thought.

i'm stoked. i was determined to go to ikea this morning for a 3.99€ shower curtain. but when i looked up the directions, i got a bit sketched on going because the directions didn't seem clear, and it was far north enough that it didn't even show on the map of barcelona. in any case, i decided to go and made it there perfectly. ikea was so packed. people were walking around with the complimentary notepads and paper rulers, measuring stuff, sitting on sofas and everything. i'd never seen an ikea so crowded in the states. and i love walking around all the little rooms and their themes. thank god for furnished apartments. otherwise, i could easily see mackenzie and me impulse-buying furniture or a light or something we don't need. anyway, the best about ikea is the hot dog stand and food market located by the exit. a hot dog (with fried onions and pickles) and a drink (this ikea has san miguel on tap) for a euro fifty.

here's another thought. gold teeth on females. hmm. you know, i'm down for whatever. but in this case, i'm gonna have to say mmno. i know the fronts d'or are the trend with boys (a trend that's weakening), like sneaker-consuming or an all-over print tshirt. and likewise, the ladies have their thing on the same trends. but you don't see dudes flossing acrylic nail designs on their fingers. do you?

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

que fresca

ever since ms. mia wrote about the new "urban" lingo that's developing with the younger gen, i'd come across the word hyphy numerous times on different websites, describing a scene in a photo or something like that. i thought i was out of it when i first heard the word because i'm overseas. i thought, maybe it sounds lame (no offense to anyone who is hyphy) because i'm not in the loop. but no, i think it's merely my not feeling the word at all. things are dope.. sick sometimes. or just straight up bangin'. poppin' off. that's what i'm talking about. off the mother fucking hook, you know what i'm saying?


la rambla as usual, originally uploaded by mjane.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

we made it

that's all i can say for now. oh, and that this city is beautiful!


driving on the A8 to barcelona, originally uploaded by mjane.


mack the navigator, originally uploaded by mjane.


the border, originally uploaded by mjane.


the street our apartment's on, originally uploaded by mjane.